baby: d... d... d...
father: ...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!
baby: d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
baby: *guitar sounds from baby's mouth*

meladoodle:

we’re terribly sorry, but you can’t put your disobedient child in the stowaway luggage, you’re just going to have to carry on your wayward son

judearaya:

sothinky:

Re-blogging Januarium’s tags. Yeah, Season 4 Finn is something I’m thankful for. He was lovely.

I loved s4 Finn so much

ethanwearsprada:

undeadcosmicunicorn:

Opaque Matte Lipstick - $6.99

these are exactly the lipsticks that white suburban moms and conservative talk radio hosts were worried about

thirdstarkismyjam:

we-are-all-hobbits:

my top ten problems right now:

1- I am not at comic con

2- I cant go to comic con

3- I am unable to go to comic con

4- I dont have a chance to go to comic con

5- Comic con doesnt contain me

6- I am not at comic con

7- I AM NOT AT COMIC CON

8-  I AM NOT AT COMIC CON

9- I AM NOT AT COMIC CON

10- I AM NOT AT COMIC CON

(P.S: I cant go to comic con)

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ask-an-mra-anything:

sure we’ve never had a woman president, the majority of politicians and CEOs are men, a woman needs a masters degree just to make the same money as a man with a BA doing the same job, rape cases are grossly under prosecuted, and we teach young girls that they’re “asking for” rape based on what they’re wearing

but let’s talk about the REAL issues like how some woman on the internet is selling a coffee mug with the words “male tears” printed on it

furything:

can you believe that there are legal nipples and illegal nipples

A Random Viking Fact I Found Out

jackthevulture:

little-danish-pastry:

nordicphile:

viking-gods-of-metal:

When a viking mistreats his lady, she may cut off his junk and hang it in her home.

Also:

  • Women were in charge of the household’s money because they were believed to be magic and have the ability to see into the future.
  • If a woman divorced her viking husband, he would be shamed for being divorced.
  • Men weren’t even allowed to touch a woman’s hand if she had not agreed to it or he would be punished by law.

VIKINGS

ocevns:

kinda want to eat healthy and exercise
kinda want to consume my body weight in ice cream

redbikeprince:

i have never read anything more blatantly written by a man before

veruca-assault:

ms-kawesome:

The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.

American Horror Story: Freakshow | Fallen Angel x

h0llo:

I don’t really forgive people I just pretend like its ok and wait for my opportunity to destroy them

N